Hey! So you wish I’d never been born, think my maiden name was Jezebel, want to teach me how to be a “real” parent, would like to see me burn in Hell, or you’re just feeling generally hateful? Well, this is the place for you!
Just one little thing: Please make sure you spell everything correctly. Capitalization, punctuation, and grammar are not optional.
Also, keep in mind that I can, and probably will, make fun of your mail in a public forum. So you might want to think twice before hitting “send”.
In the meantime, if you need help with anger management, click here.
If you send out e-mails while drunk then regret it in the morning, click here .
If you want people on your local highways to know more about you, click here .